What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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Let's paint friendship bongs
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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