I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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