Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.