So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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