I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast