Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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