stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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