is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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