awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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