Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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