and i looked up. we had an audience...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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