i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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