I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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