You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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