do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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