She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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