Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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