I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?