Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

Tell him ill love him long time

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I'll assure him of it

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(972): View more from Texas

Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"

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(317): View more from Indiana

my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card

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(404): View more from Georgia

Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?

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did you answer or finish?

(404): View more from Georgia

both

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(212): View more from New York

You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.

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(269): View more from Michigan

You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan

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(661): View more from California

Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.

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