We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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Terrible idea I love it
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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