There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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