remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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