piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
the room spins SO much faster in panama
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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