Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
barbara walters just said penis...
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.