no. you can't hotbox the world.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP