So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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