Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I can't put those talents on a resume
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