i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Is Oprah even human
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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