S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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