overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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