After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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