omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
