As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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