is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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