found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Randomize
