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(864): View more from South Carolina

you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.

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(432): View more from Texas

From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention

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(858): View more from California

last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"

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(404): View more from Georgia

She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.

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(254): View more from Texas

What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?

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(650): View more from California

This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos

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(949): View more from California

Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?

(714): View more from California

OMG YOU DID TO?!

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