Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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