dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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