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(231): View more from Michigan

So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

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(802): View more from Vermont

I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."

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(703): View more from Virginia

we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'

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(714): View more from California

i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?

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(858): View more from California

This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.

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