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Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere

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(250): Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere http://tfl.nu/ftm6

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(248): View more from Michigan

so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision

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(248): so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision http://tfl.nu/5juy

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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend

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(309): So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend http://tfl.nu/9ksw

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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .

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(489): watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on . http://tfl.nu/coqw

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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.

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(479): Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke. http://tfl.nu/d4y7

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(716): View more from New York

You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.

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(716): You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy. http://tfl.nu/mzkt

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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy

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(815): My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy http://tfl.nu/f1hz

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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit

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(501): somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit http://tfl.nu/n1zz

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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.

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(309): We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica. http://tfl.nu/qw7s

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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"

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(323): but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA" http://tfl.nu/kezs

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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.

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(215): spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover. http://tfl.nu/j4hn

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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.

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(812): Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night. http://tfl.nu/i4xm

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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.

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(770): Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else. http://tfl.nu/0so2

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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!

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(513): You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up! http://tfl.nu/45jw

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I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?

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(323): I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today? http://tfl.nu/ws7y

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