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  No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  will power is for people who don't want to get laid

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.

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• (661): View more from California

  I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split

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• (858): View more from California

  Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.

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