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  Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA

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• (831): View more from California

  No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"

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• (+66): View more from Thailand

  i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked

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  oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.

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  Did you offer her some?

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  If only. Current status: Not that clever.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The Olympian is in my bed

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