eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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