Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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