Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Randomize
