You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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