She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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