I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on