What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house