That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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