it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
even my farts smell like vagina
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
