Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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