In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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