I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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