This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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