Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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