Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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