I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
My first STD was from a foam party
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
